Best quote contest

Monday of next week I will place a poll with the selection of the greatest signature quote ever.

So everyone has a week to talk with everybody and get some dumb shit out of them so that you can win this contest by humiliating your clanmembers!

(I am sure half of the submitted shizzle will be from me..)

I would like to see everybody participate in this since this is a clan thing.

Good luck everybody, may the dumbest quote win.

(You have untill sunday to post the quote of another clanmembers below).

Oh Im Looking Forward To This, I Have A Few. Hey UNK, You Rember Altair

''he lives outside my door'' hahaha

Oh, Good old Altair

LOL Lewi, that one has a big chance of winning

Im Juat Driking some Coke n i nearlly choked when i just thought off

''Im A Test Tube Baby'' hahahaha

OMG, i cudnt stop laughin, but you were like lewi what u laughin at n just cudnt stop omg haha

Laughin now,

Don't mess with the best because the best don't mess

No retreat no surrender, im the Number One Contender

No you're not, Lewi has 2 very good chances to win . That testtube baby shizzle was hardcore Lol, you laughed for such a long time

iChoZen wrote:

Don't mess with the best because the best don't mess

No retreat no surrender, im the Number One Contender

Trying to gain some momentum with your raps son? You ain't got class so c'mon. I own you bighead I own ya. Even when you dead I own ya, forget what he said, I own ya. Buying my bread and I own ya. You're my sole possesion I own ya, I own ya, I I I Own ya! Your my sole possesion.

UnK wrote:

iChoZen wrote:

Don't mess with the best because the best don't mess

No retreat no surrender, im the Number One Contender

Trying to gain some momentum with your raps son? You ain't got class so c'mon. I own you bighead I own ya. Even when you dead I own ya, forget what he said, I own ya. Buying my bread and I own ya. You're my sole possesion I own ya, I own ya, I I I Own ya! Your my sole possesion.

Thats from My Wife And Kids, Bobby Shaw's and Michael's Rap Battle: (Watch this clip at 2 minutes 30)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdiqcQVhLOY

Any more raps you want to copy Unk ?

LOL finally someone who knows it. I am Flava Flav.

lol my quotes^^
i gotta pull some weird shit out of u unkiboy

Lol whoever talks with me will win I guess. If he hits the right subjects..

unk quote yesterday: fucked her in the ass once and when i pulled out my dick, it was completely brown xD

When you link a female you never met before say this:

Come sit up my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up

Quotes:
1. xX-UnK-Xx Paris is in the middle between Austria and Belgium. ( Lol look at a map XD)
2. Satber(joking): its all ANONYMOUS fault!
ANONYMOUS(pissed): You are my fault cause I fucked your mother and you came out.
ANONYMOUS apologized immediately after saying this.^^

Altair: That Austrian footballplayer lives next to my door! xD (probably in a box or something).

Me and Lewi laughed for half an hour with this mistake

Altair300 wrote:

Quotes:
1. xX-UnK-Xx Paris is in the middle between Austria and Belgium. ( Lol look at a map XD)
2. Satber(joking): its all ANONYMOUS fault!
ANONYMOUS(pissed): You are my fault cause I fucked your mother and you came out.
ANONYMOUS apologized immediately after saying this.^^

Bitch shout up, i know it was it was u. Altho that shit was some class

I raped ya ..... m

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

It are quotes from the members stokestan, not all around quotes..

LOLOL Stkestan nice ones^^
but we lookin for things which members said.

UnK - '' OMG man, This Pitch Reminds Me Of My Ex-GirlFriends Pussy... Wet And Green ''

OR

Staber - '' Robin Hood Stole Comdoms, He Was A Pimp ''

LOL my footballfield quote owns his!

check this one:
UnK: I'll put my dick into Altairs ear.
Altair: Your dick has to be very small then if it fits into my ear XDDD

No, I didn't say I am putting it in your earhole. Your ear is also the shell and with no erection I can put it in there.

altair yesterday, when we were celebrating our final exams:

whe had to sign a towel our somthin' like that, which was a present for our teacher.

and HE CAN'T EVEN WRITE HIS OWN NAME xDD
he wrote: "PATRIN" instead of "PATRICK"

it's not a quote, but i just wanted to point out how dumb he actually is
there are some good quotes from yesterday evening, but i can't remeber, cuz i was too drunk. maybe altair posts it up